We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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