i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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