Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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