The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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