sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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