Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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