You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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