I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
is that a dick in a sweater?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
