Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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