I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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