I CAN MOONWALK!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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