Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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