I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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