Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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