i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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