Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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