Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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