It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You don't make any sense
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I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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