Fuck appropriateness.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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