I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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