this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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