My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think people are normalizing furries
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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