I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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