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(647): View more from Ontario

Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom

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(619): View more from California

i wish my penis had a tongue

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(980): View more from North Carolina

so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.

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(813): View more from Florida

just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat

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(770): View more from Georgia

Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"

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(678): View more from Georgia

Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.

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