I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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