it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
