Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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