On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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