i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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