they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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