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And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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