I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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