talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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