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this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW