You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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