He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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