Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
