awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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