I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I forget how to act sober
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