After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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