So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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