: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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