So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Shame - the story of my life.
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