Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
that may or may not have been my penis.
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