If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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