all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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