i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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