You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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