The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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