yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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