I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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