That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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